20
Feb
There is a furniture store (Penny Mustard) that advertises having a 287 year warranty.
1. How did they arrive at that particular number? Bullshit + Butt scratch + throw away all laws of physics and science = 287?
2. Was the guy who came up with that number stoned when he said it?
3. Did your boss get his MBA from University of Mars? I mean Phoenix. I mean was his diploma written in crayon.
4. I would love it if someone actually laminated their receipts, put them in their will with the furniture, and made it so that in 286 years someone could make a return or exchange. Do you think they would take it?
5. Did they factor in the growing rate of obesity in our country when testing the products?
6. Did they factor in some Mayan calendar that they bought at a roadside mart in Mexico?
7-100…please continue this for me
